
So about a week ago I was sitting on my counter eating baby carrots and peanut butter. Super good right? OF COURSE!!! Duh! :D Well for lack of something better to do while enjoying my snack I decided to read the back label of my Great Value peanut butter jar. Everything seemed to be fine until I read this: Allergy warnings... May contain traces of milk, eggs, anchovies, wheat, and soy. ANCHOVIES!!!!!? Is this a joke?! How in the world would anchovies get into my peanut butter? I don't wanna be eating some nasty little fish, I don't even like fish!!!! This is ridiculous! I still cannot believe that I found that out. I think it will be a few weeks before I can finish off that jar of peanut butter. Really, really, are you serious? Moral of the story read the labels on the food you get because you might not get what you really wanted.
Anyway... well now time for some more funny quotes. :D
Melissa talking to a fake roach while chopping off its antenna... "It's okay, it's just a haircut."
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Melissa: Bob the Cricket, you better be good!
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Melissa: I feel like I am trying to poop out a kid.
I seriously love my best friend!!! She cracks me up. Bahhhhahahahahaha!!!!!! :D