Updates...

Time to install a new update to the system; isn't that how it usually goes when you get on the computer. Well this isn't exactly for the computer, but it is for you my wonderful stalkers. ;) It is been about two months since I last posted and thought you would like to hear from me because I probably don't talk to most of you all that much. Sorry about that, I am super busy with school, work, oh and I am getting married in December. Yep that happened. I am sure you are all thinking... "When did this happen?", "I didn't know she was seeing anyone.", or "Come on get to the juicy details”. :D Well my amazing, talented, sweet, loving fiancée is Joe. We have been together for three months and after two months he proposed to me. One thing is for sure, I really like a fast pace. So yep, that's what's going on. Now for the funny stuff... actually I can't really think of any funny stories at this moment. How sad!!! Well I will just have to make another post this month. AHHH, sorry I try not to make threats like that. lol :)

What is wrong with this picture?

So about a week ago I was sitting on my counter eating baby carrots and peanut butter. Super good right? OF COURSE!!! Duh! :D Well for lack of something better to do while enjoying my snack I decided to read the back label of my Great Value peanut butter jar. Everything seemed to be fine until I read this: Allergy warnings... May contain traces of milk, eggs, anchovies, wheat, and soy. ANCHOVIES!!!!!? Is this a joke?! How in the world would anchovies get into my peanut butter? I don't wanna be eating some nasty little fish, I don't even like fish!!!! This is ridiculous! I still cannot believe that I found that out. I think it will be a few weeks before I can finish off that jar of peanut butter. Really, really, are you serious? Moral of the story read the labels on the food you get because you might not get what you really wanted.

Anyway... well now time for some more funny quotes. :D

Melissa talking to a fake roach while chopping off its antenna... "It's okay, it's just a haircut."

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Melissa: Bob the Cricket, you better be good!

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Melissa: I feel like I am trying to poop out a kid.


I seriously love my best friend!!! She cracks me up. Bahhhhahahahahaha!!!!!! :D

People say the darnest things.

Bahhh!!!!! I need to be better at blogging... However, one of my problems with blogging is that I hardly write in my journal nowadays so why would I post on my blog? I am slacking, I know, but I am truly trying to be better... kind of... well in my mind I set goals. :D Oh well, I am not perfect and if anyone thinks otherwise they are sorely mistaken and can just go suck a toe. HA! HA! Another problem is that I don’t want to tell everyone my whole life story (even though I pretty much already do that anyway) so I don’t exactly know what kind of things to post that will be super funny to read and make your day. Then I came up with the best idea ever!!!! (I do have a few of those every now and then). I am going to make my blog a "wall of quotes". Explanation: basically funny phrases or conversations that my friends, family, strangers, or I say are going to be posted on my blog. I want to remember the good times and share them with others. So here is my first couple of quotes...

Melissa: This meal is super cheap and easy...

Cassie: It kind of sounds like a Tramp....

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Melissa: A factual statement of my opinion.

Oh these are good times and I hope you enjoy them as much as I do! :D